iPhoto ‘09 face detection: “Not a face”, fishing boat rigging, Motif #9, Rockport MA: The kids at the front-left aren’t detected, but the radar dish & rigging on the fishing boat are. Go figure. iPhoto ‘09 is so slow that it’s too cumbersome to untag the obvious non-faces that it keeps detecting. To get them to clump together, I’ve taken to flagging them all as “not a face”, so that they’ll at least be in one place together. iPhoto: the comedic gift that, maniacally, pathologically refuses to quit giving.