Former Attorney General Thomas Reilly has to explain to the Supreme Judicial Court next month why he has failed to stop hordes of mini-robots from climbing in trees and through vents, spraying Americans with poisons.
Yes, frickin’ really. Mass. Lawyers Weekly reports on the lawsuit by Jay Patrick Mellen, who apparently files legal complaints in lieu of a hobby. Mellen filed pro se, which I believe is Latin for Couldn’t find a lawyer insane enough to risk his license to file this thing. Mass. Lawyers Weekly posts a copy of his complete lawsuit, which you need to drop everything now and read. Unless you’re a mini-robot.
Thankfully, the SJC posts videos of all oral arguments, because the discussion should be even better than the court’s consideration of the case of Lady Godiva.
(Also see the followup post that includes some of the fun comments to the article.)