There, I Fixed It: Epic Kludges + Jury Rigs That’s Not Traumatizing Or Anything «

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Submitted By: Monte K

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Demetrius says, “OMFG! Don’t look, kids. DON’T LOOK!!!”
AND
Fixer JimDawg shows off his lyrical prowess,
“to the tune of “Up on the Housetops”:
“Up on the housetop
Deer with no paws
Out stumbles drunken Bubba Claus
Haulin’ presents with the dead
Looks like Tommy wet his bed”
And the refrain:
“Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Up on the housetop
Sick..sick..sick
Santa with a gun
Hide me quick!”

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